January 2011
I missed out the vital details...
that my bro is here. sleeping. but hes here. shit.
maybe i should of let him go away to my dads afterall…hmmm…:/
'I don't have any ugly friends'
I’ve never really noticed tbh… I dont look at appearances, I look at people- what’s underneath, what makes them…them.
All my friends to me are beautiful, inside and out- spare the cheese i know, but it’s the truth…there’s not one of them I would describe as less attractive than another. Because at the end of the day, they’re my friends and...
I don't care if you're an atheist, a christian, a...
smackingbabies:
undeadshaggydoo:
yournotsorryanymore:
oversizedsweatshirt:
(via justfuckingloseit, whatthehelen)
Sooo...if a guy cums inside you...
you’re preggers?
but if a guy doesnt and withdraws…you’re not?
It has just occurred to me...
That people in America don’t have electric plug-in the wall kettles. The times I’ve been to your country and your big ‘ass’ warehouse supermarkets and not once have I seen an electric kettle. :/
hmmm…and the irony is, y’all should have electric kettles- it defo makes sense in being lazy and what not…lol i’m so lazy, some days i cba on filling the...
I hate when I get a text, and it's not from the...
intellectualality:
(via profashionall, kelvinween)
"Jersey Shore disgraces our country"
I now recall some american dudes saying at cirque…
You should find me attractive.
Not them. It should be me that your looking at. I mean you can’t have me- that’s beyond the point- but is it too hard to say, I’m the one you should be looking at…
:(
I guess it's okay...
But tomorrow I probably wont pick up, because:
a) I’ll be getting married in vegas
b) I’ll be having wild sex in Vegas
c) I would have replaced you with glee…
d) I would have done all of the above, and still wont have time for you…
*harsh I know…but this bitch likes her late night phone calls- take that away- and I’ll probably have to go back to...
Being Contagious Sucks :(
Apparently I should stay at home…and like not go out, and shut the curtains and hide from the sunlight, squinting in a dark room- that kind of shit. anddd spend my last days prestiging on black ops.
Thank God for retests.
and inspectors wanting to inspect me at colly…hmmm mehh bleugghh…I’m really actually not that contagious…its totally going, atleast i think it...
You don't go on Facebook for a week:
hoorayforangel:
Expectations:
Reality:
The silent pain when someone crops you out of a...
Ouch.
Facebook, place of instant exclusion…so everyone can see…
(lol)
3 tags
I'm sucha good liar.
Honestly.
Reblog if your Single & Want to be in a...
Where did you get your nose* done?
:O
I love the fact that you can actually walk on...
Anyone gotta a empty swimming pool to spare?
and a shitload of custard?
*Science the good old days…:)
when I see a cute black boy on my dash.
cuteblackboys:
Ricky from MTV was there last night...
And I danced with my Raybans, a snake charmer and a midget. Mint. :D
I hate when people think they know you. But they...
painiack:
They only know what I allow them to know. If these people knew everything about me. Their Fucking minds would explode mann
Pumps on. Killer heels in bag. I think I'm ready.
As If I havent already enlightened y’all bout my road being deep as…well shit. I’mma head out all golfy club lookin- buy myself some gum n jump on the bus hoping I’ve got enough money…jheez i hear its fricking £2.20 nowadays…
woo fucking tories, who voted for them anyway? Oh yeah the idiot of our country…Thinking Dave n the rest of them would sort out...
Always remember to buy some gum.
We'll see where we are at 4am init.
Going out soon, waiting for it to tick 10ish so i can leave…I just wanna dance.
more than anything.
And i know i wanna see him.
But i gotta respect that its his night, and we’ll be doing our own things. Me in my tight dress and wit my pink lipgloss.
Doing our own tings.
;)
